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Post by RoYaL SwEeTnEsS! on Jul 3, 2006 15:34:09 GMT -5
this is just a little fun contest! the person who makes me laugh the most wins! ok...im prepared...BRING ON THE JOKES!
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Post by Numbuh 151 on Jul 4, 2006 5:31:55 GMT -5
Last night me and the TV ordered a TV dinner and guess what he got? The satellite dish!
( Okay - i'm not that good at telling jokes)
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Post by crazyandlazy126 on Jul 4, 2006 7:15:41 GMT -5
haha that was a cute joke Numbuh 151
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Post by RoYaL SwEeTnEsS! on Jul 4, 2006 12:02:18 GMT -5
he he that was good lets see if anyone can top that!
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Post by Numbuh 778 Kat on Jul 4, 2006 12:58:25 GMT -5
This is just a joke...
Your Mama So Fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy.
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Post by RoYaL SwEeTnEsS! on Jul 4, 2006 13:00:52 GMT -5
he he! i have my own one like that (this doesn't count in the funniest joke cuz its my own joke) yo mamas so fat when she stands on scales it says "to be continued..."
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Post by Numbuh 151 on Jul 6, 2006 8:44:17 GMT -5
LOL! XD
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Post by numbuh26 on Nov 12, 2006 18:32:48 GMT -5
how's this? I was going to my local restaurant chocking because I had a cold. I ordered my usual. The manager came up and saw me coughing and he said "that's a nast cough you got there" and I sad "Yeah I am all choked up about it". Here is another one I ordered a sundae one day and guess what day? I ordered a sundae on a monday or was it saturday?.
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Post by Alexis on Nov 12, 2006 18:50:01 GMT -5
Your mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her head just so she could MAKE UP HER MIND! ;D
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Post by Xelrog T. Apocalypse on Nov 12, 2006 19:52:59 GMT -5
Pff. I got WAY too many to list here. Most of them are dirty. Here's two...
A man walks into a bar followed by three ducks. They all sit down at the counter, and minutes later the man goes to the restroom to wash up. The bartender comes by and asks the name of the first duck. "My name's Huey," the duck replies. He then asks how the duck's day was. "Great! Been going in and out of Puddles all day. What more could a duck want?" He then asks the second duck. "My name's Duey," he replies. "Been going in and out of Puddles all day. It's been invigorating." He then walks over to the third duck. "Let me guess... is your name Louey?" he asks. "No, it's Puddles," the duck responds, "And don't even ASK how my day was."
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Three elderly men were discussing aging at a nursing home one day. "60's the worst age to be," says the first man. "When you're sixty you can't pee anymore. I always think I have to go when I don't." "No, 70 is the worst age," said the second man. "When you turn 70 you can't crap anymore. I sit on the toilet for hours on end, but I don't get squat." "You're both wrong," says the third man. "80 is the worst age to be, no question." "What, you can't pee either?" inquires the first man. "Of course I can," the third man replies. "I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock. Every morning at 7:00." "Well, can't you crap?" asks the second man now. "Sure, I can crap. I do THAT every morning at 7:30." "So let me get this straight..." begins the first man again. "You pee every morning at 7, and you crap every morning at 7:30. So what's so bad about being 80?" "I don't wake up until 8!"
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KndloverRoz
KNDFU Official
Spread the CHEESEY love ...
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Post by KndloverRoz on Nov 13, 2006 4:05:44 GMT -5
Pfftahaa, I've heard the duck one before, okay, lemme have a go:
What happens when you throw a white rock in the Red Sea? It sinks!
What do you call a cat with 3 legs? Well, duh, a cat with 3 legs!
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Where you left it!
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Post by numbuh26 on Nov 13, 2006 9:47:31 GMT -5
these jokes are not bad.
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Post by numbuh26 on Nov 13, 2006 9:47:49 GMT -5
anyone liked my jokes?
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Mariostar
Funktastic
4/5, the best couple ever!
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Post by Mariostar on Nov 17, 2006 10:28:48 GMT -5
What do call a thing with another thing on top of it?
2 things! ;D
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Post by Xelrog T. Apocalypse on Nov 17, 2006 20:18:56 GMT -5
*thinks of disgustingly retarded 3rd-grader joke*
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