|
|
Post by Alexis on Nov 25, 2006 9:20:05 GMT -5
kthx
|
|
|
|
Post by Xelrog T. Apocalypse on Nov 25, 2006 17:36:18 GMT -5
There was once was an ancient Mayan king, who forced his subjects to build him a throne out of a new material every day. The first one was of grass, the second bamboo, the third stone, the fourth hardwood, and so on. After each passing day he would stow the day's throne in the attic of his grass hut. However, one day, the roof of the attic collapsed, and the tyrant was crushed under his own thrones; the village was free from his rule. Moral: People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.  |
|
|
|
Post by Alexis on Nov 25, 2006 18:11:52 GMT -5
Can you please allow me to not allow me to not go to the toilet?
|
|
|
|
Post by Xelrog T. Apocalypse on Nov 26, 2006 3:27:31 GMT -5
... that depends if I'm allowed to go with you and supervise. GASP
|
|
|
|
Post by Alexis on Nov 26, 2006 15:08:25 GMT -5
/dance =O
|
|
Mariostar
Funktastic
4/5, the best couple ever!
Posts: 365
|
Post by Mariostar on Dec 6, 2006 23:58:01 GMT -5
What do you call a Lighter thats High? A Highlighter! ;D  |
|
|
|
Post by Xelrog T. Apocalypse on Dec 7, 2006 17:46:59 GMT -5
T_T I dare you to keep a straight face over how ridiculously random these two comics are.   That look on BD's face is just classic, I don't care who you are... XD |
|
KndloverRoz
KNDFU Official
Spread the CHEESEY love ...
Posts: 79
|
Post by KndloverRoz on Dec 29, 2006 13:51:29 GMT -5
I've already read that, and I still cannot keep a straight face! Okay, here's a joke:
Q: What's the difference between SnowMen and SnowWomen?
A: SnowBalls
|
|
Mariostar
Funktastic
4/5, the best couple ever!
Posts: 365
|
Post by Mariostar on Dec 30, 2006 10:03:00 GMT -5
Lol, I actually heard that joke recently. |
|
KndloverRoz
KNDFU Official
Spread the CHEESEY love ...
Posts: 79
|
Post by KndloverRoz on Dec 30, 2006 12:05:46 GMT -5
Heh
|
|
|
|
Post by Alexis on Jan 1, 2007 2:10:50 GMT -5
Hahaha. LMFAO
|
|
|
|
Post by Xelrog T. Apocalypse on Jan 1, 2007 2:51:00 GMT -5
I have PUNS!!! Good ones, for a change!
1) Two Eskimos were sitting in a kayak. They got chilly, so they decided to light a fire in the craft. Unfortunately, it sank - proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
2) There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different jokes, hoping that at least one of them would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
3) Some friars needed to raise money, so they opened up a small florist shop. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. He asked his mother to plead with them. They ignored her, too. Finally, the rival florist hired Hugh McTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town, to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close shop. Terrified, they did so - thereby proving that (You ready for it?) ... Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
|
|
|
|
Post by Alexis on Feb 9, 2007 6:30:12 GMT -5
What did the two eskimos in the igloo say?
LET'S MELT TOGETHER! AHHWHAHWAHWHAHWAHWHAH
|
|
