From CANNON:
#5: Hey! What you doin' in here?
#2: Oh, I was just, uh...
#5: Move over!
From SPROUT:
#5: Alright! Here's how we choose; eeny, meeny, miney, I ain't going!
From LEADER:
#2: I'd love to stick around and have a ball, but I don't have one!
From FOUNTAIN:
#4: What's a library?
From MACARRONI:
#14: The battle's over. We won. Yippee!
From COUCH:
Dave: And this is Dave.
Dave: Hey, hey!
Dave: And Dave.
Dave: Yo!
Dave: And that's Dave back there!
Dave: What's happening, baby?
Dave: And there's Dave...
Dave: Whassup?
Dave: Don't forget about Dave back here!
From KISS:
#2: My name's Hank!
Cree: That's a nice name.
#2: What is?
From UNCOOL:
#5: I am about to add plus eight to my foot, and kick both your butts!
From COLLEGE:
#5: Oh yeah? Is that an order?
#1: As a matter of fact it is!
#5: Cool!
#1: Yes, cool!
#5: *blows raspberry*
#1: *also blows raspberry"
#5: Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!
#1:Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!
From SNOWING:
Jimmy: The queen's crown is actually a boyfriend helmet!
Lizzie: You want a boyfriend?
From TRICKY:
#4: I'm not pretty, I'm handsome!
From OOMP-PAH:
#1: Anyone here know how to play "Gimme Back My Dad Before I Have To Kick Your Butt Up And Down This Pier" in 'A minor'?
From JEWELS:
Heinrich: Who gives a caramel?
From MATADOR:
#3: Numbuh Four's a dummy!!
#5: Tell me about it!
From SITTER:
#2: Kitty's got claws!
From FLUSH:
Mr Boss: Well how about that time you let Numbuh One into our secret hideout when his only disguise was a t-shirt that had "I'm not Numbuh One" written on it?
Toiletnator: Well I never expected an article of clothing to lie!!
From CLOSET:
#3: Maybe this kid knows where Billy is.
#5: That is Billy!
#3: Well, I guess there's no point in asking him then...
From SUPPORT:
#1: Imagine the adult surprise when the Kids Next Door are wearing bras too!
From DATE:
Lizzie: Oh Nigie! I definitely want a picture of this!
From ZERO:
#2: I'm too young to be old!
^I was bored.