Weird Al's "I Bought it on eBay"
"Yeeeaah....
A used pink bathrobe...
A rare mint snowglobe...
A Smurf TV tray...
I bought on eBay.
My house is filled with this crap...
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day;
What I bought on eBay.
Tell me why... I need another pet rock?
Tell me why... I got that Alf alarm clock?
Tell me why... I bid on Shatner's old toupee?
They had it on eBay.
I'll buy your knick-knack...
Just check my feedback...
A++ they all say;
They love me on eBay.
Gonna buy - A slightly damaged golf bag.
Gonna buy - some beanie babies new with tags
From some guy I've never met in Norway,
Found him in eBay...
I am the type who
Is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, who-oa...
Got PayPal or Visa,
Whatever'll please ya,
As long as I've got the dough...
I'll buy your chachkees (or however it's spelled...)
Sell me your watch please,
I'll buy... I'll buy... I'll buy... I'll bu-uy...
I'm highest bidder!
Junk keeps arriving in the mail
From that worldwide garage sale...
Hey, a Dukes of Hazzard ashtray!
I bought it on eBay.
Gonna buy... a Pacman Fever lunchbox.
Gonna buy... a case of vintage tube socks.
Gonna buy... a Kleenex used by Dr. Dray;
Found it on eBay.
Gonna buy... that Farrah Fawcett poster...
Pez dispensers and a toaster...
Don't know why... the kind of stuff you'd throw away,
I'll buy on eBay.
What I bought on eBaaaaay........."
This song is pwnage.
Oh, and I also found a message from Weird Al himself going around the net...
The following songs are NOT his work: 'I'm a Wigga', 'The Beer Song', 'Which Backstreet Boy is Gay', 'I Ran Over the Taco Bell Dog', 'Barney's on Fire', 'Elmo's Got a Gun', and 'The Devil Went Down to Jamaica', among others. I was actually disappointed to find that the Backstreet Boys and Beer song weren't his.